Bobbins Progan (a.k.a. Bob)
Failures & Embarrassments
Contacts & Relations
But why would you want to dispose of perfectly good junk?Bob is estranged from his family. He loves them, and they love him, but he has decided that he cannot live his life surrounded by his family's hoarded "treasures" and they refuse to allow him to recycle them. He still writes them often and they occasionally respond, sending long-winded missives detailing their day to day events, peppered with pleas for him to return home and the occasional comment of support for following his dreams.
The unlikely pair have been best friends ever since Grungnat saved Bob's life during a particularly violent bar fight. Bob values Grungnat's friendship as the talented mage is the only person to believe in Bob's vision of a revolutionary waste management business. Grungnat admires Bob's self-confidence, a trait he himself lacks, and wonders when his goblin friend will decide that Grungnat is not worthy of his friendship. Bob has been unable to assuage these insecurities, but not through lack of trying.
Why hoard junk when you can recycle it?