A sentient coffee stain operating with all the grace and elegance of a caffeinated squirrel.
Has also been described as:
- the physical manifestation of a lapse in judgement
- actually a stack of four red pandas in jeans and a hoodie, pretending to be a person
- professional kidnapper of potted houseplants (and certain types of orchids)
- proof of God's moral bankruptcy
- the person your mother warned you about
- a sentient disaster zone that developed the skill of perambulation (much to the horror of those present at the time)